01 April 2005
While compiling our annual lawyers guide, which subscribers
will have received with this issue of Airfinance Journal, we
came across a number of lawyer jokes. In fact, we came across
thousands of lawyer jokes. The highlights included:
Question: How many lawyers does it take to change a light
Answer: How much money do you have?
Answer: None. A good lawyer keeps their client in the
But it seems unfair that lawyers are singled out. So
Airfinance Journal would like to encourage them to fight back.
Where are the aircraft trader jokes? When did you last hear
someone make a good lessor joke? Please send them in to:
The best we have heard so far are:
Question: How many aviation bankers does it take to change
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